Fish Head!!!

*Believe me, it's cheaper to pickle him than to smoke him!!
*GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP.... this is 10 x better than salt water!!
*Learning to think like a fish can be taken alittle too far!
*Recon Jimmy will kiss me on the lips? Maybe after a breath mint!!!
*Somthin smells fishy??
*I don't have a drinking problem. Really it's the fish. He's the one with a drinking problem.
*Me and my "LARGEMOUTH"
*I swear officer its the fish drinking it, not me!
*I'm only after the worm!
*Who you callin SNAPPERHEAD?
*A whole new meaning to the term "Fish Lips!"
*Why does everyone keep saying I drink like a fish?
*Talk about a fish-eyed fool!!
*Talk about a fish out of water!
*I can drink underwater too!
*One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue Fish, Drunk fish, Passed out .. On the floor fish. (Dr. Suess)
*If I get pulled over for driving, I bet it want be because of drinking.
*He takes after his father.
*Freddie, please don't drink, you know how enticing those hooks look when you've had too much.
*He is a disgrace to the old "school".
*Really guys, you just tape the gills shut and it all goes right to the tummy and directly into the blood-"stream".
*1 bottle of liquor for the fish, liquor for the fish, liquor for the fish, walk down stream and get another, 2 bottles of liquor for the fish.(100 bottles of beer on the wall)
*This is your brain on Alcohol.
*His looks favor grandpa around the eyes. grandpa...Mr Olympia
*A cat's dream come true!
*I am definitely allergic to cats!
*This isn't liquor it's marinade.
*He'll really be Wal-eyed after he finishes that bottle.
*Why am I drinking? Well Lets just say Betty caught me upstream with a fresh little salmon.
*Eat Chicken!
*I don't know why I drink, I always feel Crappie in the morning.
*I hope I don't make a real bass out of myself.
*I'm not as fishy as you drunk I am.
*Aqua man really is a drunk.
*It started as just a little nip for the neap tide but he'll feel green around the gills in the morning!
*Just don't get that thing stuck!!
*Now that's what I call a "FISH EYED FOOL!"
*I guess fish really do get thirsty!
*Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Rolly Polly Fish Heads...
*That Bob; He drinks like a fish!
*Uncle Bob is really making a bass of himself!
*I swear officer, he just snapped at me! It wasn't my fault!
*hey, this is good. wait, my head. this isn't beer. FRED!!!
*One way to hide your drinking problem and pickle your fish at the same time.
*What a wonderful suprise its a croosbreed!
*Fish aren't sopposed to drink beer
*Since when do fish have arms and legs???
*I thought fish only drank water but this is rediculous!
*Tequila & Methamphetamines - they just don't mix.
*This is what fish would do if they had a body.
*I told my Mother all that Cod Liver Oil would do more than make me regular.
*He'll be green around the gills tomorrow!
*The cops will never find him in that out fit.
*Aw.. my frickin head, I'm so wasted.
*See, you only think you see a fish head, I told you, you were drunker than me.
*I think my mama was drunk when she met my dad.
*You have to look like a fish to drink like a fish!
*You get'em dressed walleye call the doctor.
*Poster Child for "don't drink"
*Since there was no lampshades on the boat, Al tries a giant fish head for his gag.
*I'M JUST A PICKLED HERRING
*My father is the man from Atlantis.
*IF HE COMES TO DINNER HE BETTER TASTE GOOD!!!
*Now you know why they have to breath through the gills.
*Recon Jimmy will kiss me on the lips? Maybe after a breath mint!!!
*Water....water....need water!!! Can't breath!!
*Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads eat them up yum!!!
*Now show me your fish face. Lets see who's better.
*The real mascot for UVA.
*NOW THAT'S ( HOOKED ) ON THE BOTTLE
*For my drinking problem, I attend the Catch and Release program.
*Finally caught him a largemouth.
*Hey, that guy with the fish on his head...What's up with that jumpsuit he's wearing?
*Bob's the reason we started having our parties in the garage.
*City Council Meeting - Fishkill, New York
*This is a rough way to get my Omega 3 fish vitamins!
*chug a lug chug a lug
*I always knew Bob could drink like a Fish!
*I'm not a grouper.....I'm a gulper!
*sigh....I just can't under stand why I can't get a girlfriend (glug glug glug)
*I told you he could drink like a fish!!
*I'M AS DRUNK AS A HUMAN...........
*drinking like a fish
*OH, for once Harry, get your head out of your bass!!!!
*Do you think the Botox needs a little tweekin doctor?
*I wish I never had that plastic surgery.
*They say that fish is brain food, cant understand why???
*So this is what fisherman do when there not fishing!
*Tim now hold on a sec I think I can get a fish OOOOOOOooooh Tim you ok???

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