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Denny Crane
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:^)-
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked.
He replied, "B.J. Titsengolf."
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RidgeRunner
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DOUG
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ON THE VERGE. BUT FUNNY 7.52
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