• HARNESS.....WHAT SAFETY HARNESS?
• [with english accent]I do say, I think I'm stuck.
• DID..DID...DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THOSE TEETH ?
• MOUSE......WHAT MOUSE.....WHOSE SCARED OF MOUSES?
• Deer apparently do climb trees!
• Deer gets hit on the head and thinks its a squirrel!
• New breed of fast growing trees do have their drawbacks!
• Deer do grow on trees!
• What kind of tree is that and how much do they cost?
• How do you know when they are ready to pick!
• I've got several of those in my back yard!
• I think Santa Clause is missing a Reindeer!
• I need one of those trees for my back yard.
• This deer was trying to fly and he missed his landing spot.
• I guess deer do live IN the woods.
• It's a bird it's a plane "what the heck" it's a deer in a tree???
• I think the deer was jumping on a trampoline and he jumped to high and got stuck!
• I guess that deer sat down on a thorn.
• I' ve hunted for 25 years but I have never thought to look in tree's for a deer.
• New meaning to deerhunter revenge.
• Be very very quiet I'm hunting rednecks.
• ALWAYS wear your safety strap!
• Hey guys, can I get some help?
• I new I should have went home last night!
• Now look guys this is how you sit in a treestand.
• Thank god i went to bud light!!!
• Three deer jumping through a tree, one got stuck, and it had to be me!!!!!!
• Maybe they'll think I'm already dead and hanging!
• The buck stops here.
• Honest, he was pulling a guy in a red suit!
• When the acorns don't drop, you have to go to them.
• Someone killed it and hung it up there.
• This elusive and highly skilled buck is awaiting the approach of some poor, unfortunate hunter to pass before he unleashes his flying buck body slam.
• I really think this buck was on drugs.
• He'll never think to look for me here!
• I'll get that hot doe when she's least expecting it.
• When he's looking for deer sign, he will get it when least expects it!!!
• Timber!!!!
• I've heard of reindeer---But RAINING deer?
• TODO, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!
• This buck really got hung up on looking for the does.
• Dumbo took back his majic feather just in the knick of time!!
• I'm just "tree loungin"!
• I know it's here somewhere?
• Those darn squirrels make it look so easy!!!
• Just hangin round!!
• Im just gonna hang out here a while, so find your own tree!
• Shhhhhh, Be very very quiet, I am Hunting Humans.
• Where did that tree come from?
• I knew I should have taken a left at Albuquerque.
• Bet they won't find me up here.
• The guys are never going to believe this story!
• TA-DAA!!!
• I just wanted to see what them hunters were looking at!
• That's like shooting a deer in... in a tree!
• Mommy, I told you I could't fly!
• well by god they won't find me up here. And if they do well.....ima gonna get busted, big time.!
• When will i get down? I have to go poop!!!!
• That Triple Dog Dare gets me every time!
• Guess Santa wont be recruiting me as his new lead reindeer.
• I've heard hunters say "You have to be in the right tree at the right time!
• See I'm not afraid of heights!
• HHHHEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!
• LOOK MA...it's me, it's me stuck in a tree.
• Look Ma NO hooves!
• I better get into Guiness for this!
• Well you see I didn't have the money for admission, but I have the best seat of them all.
• Just say NO to drugs.
• Hank told me too....Next time I'll listen to Larry.
  (from Tink's 69)
• Did yall see that rabbit, I swear it was as big as a bear and 10 times meaner!
• That's not funny, put my ladder back right NOW!
• Boys will be Boys!
• The Buck stops here!
• Buckzan lord of the woods. "where's those vines?"
• Bucky! Look out for that tree! (George of the jungle)
• It's easier to spot doe(s) from up here.
• If ya can't beat the hunters ....join them!
• Talk about bad karma!!!!!!
• Natures way of cleaning up the gene pull.
• If I only had my cam-o!
• Out of sight out of mind.
• They really mounted me this time.
• If only I had a brain.
• Apperently Frank bet the other bucks that he could out jump them, he won $100 from all 5 of his buddies...one question Frank: Was it REALLY worth it?
• Hello down there, Yeah you with the Orange Vest and that .270 ya think you could put down that grunt and get me out of here?
• Guys, GUYS, GUYS!!! This isn't funny anymore!
• ok would somebody please bring back my treestand!
• I would rather be stuck in a tree than on a wall.
• Oh come on guys this is getting embarrassing!!!!
• No wonder why I haven't been seeing any deer they were all up in a tree I guess I better start looking in the trees! Hey ma where is my .243?
• Um, Honey... You're not gonna believe this, But
• So this is why we don’t see the big bucks huh
• cant a deer just hang around for a while?!?!?
• who's huntin who??
• Buckin' Tree
• Is this what dad ment by, the bigger the tree the bigger the dear is???
• these damn bi-focals..Everthing looks funny.!
• No, Honey I guess I didn't read all of the instructions. ...... You know Hank and Larry the experts at Tinks 69, Well they said this new JATO Rocket Hunter Escape Pack, would make me faster than a speeding bullet.
• damn humans i dont see why they like to get so high!
• Yup, I got my buck hung up.
• I KNEW WHEN I ATE THAT PLANT YOU WANTED ME TOO,SOMETHING WAS UP JUST NEVER FIGURED IT WAS GOING TO BE ME.
• What the Buck are you do'in in that tree!!!
• I knew I should have stoped after three!
• Hey, you in the orange suit. I will make a deal with you. Yyou get me down from here and we both walk away.
• You can tell he misses his old home back in whiskey river.
• Things that make ya go Hmmmmmmm???
• Bubba Blackwell makes those high jumps look so easy!
• HMMMMMM this don't smell like a doe
• THE DEER WAS DRINKIN AND TRIED TO CLIMB IN HIS CLUB HOUSE AND FELL
• I will give you a "BUCK" if you help me down.
• DAMN...what was that bush i ate last night....?
• Oh, so that's where "Buck Eyes" come from!
• Nice deer up that way
• Heerattioooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• TREE POINT'S!!!
• OK! AT LEAST SHOOT ME WITH SOME BABY BLACK POWDER SO I CAN GET MYSELF OUT OF HERE; (SO I WON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS HAPPENED)
• Santa said that I was slowing down the troops.
• Darn, I forgot my gun!
• Man the deer are jumpy around here!
• I must be dreamin...
• Man, when I get outta here I'm gonna..mmm....
• Darn i didn't not my gun was THAT powerful!
• Leap of fate.... Ohh crud im stuck!
• Bet those damn game wardens will have hell gettin their dummy outta this tree.
• I always thought deer had self-pride but that buck is plain STUCK UP!
• If deer grow on trees, why not money???
• Dang i coulda swore that doe was around here somewhere.
• NO HANK!!! Its a trap!
• Man how the heck did I get up here!
• I'd come down but my bucks stuck.
• Man that looked alot wider.
• How you get up there? I thought I could fly so I jump off a cliff and got stuck!
• I WISH I HAD A TREE LOUNGE!!
• MAN I GOT "HUMAN" FEVER!!
• TOUCH DOWN!!
• Ok, If that doe comes by, shes mine this time!!
• Hey Guys, come check out my new tree stand, bet they don't sell this kind at wal-mart!!!
• This is really Bucked Up!
• I thought she was kinda weird looking...
• I'm being totured!!!!!!!!! HEELLPP!!!!!!!!
• Yeah that'll be the day when Deer start flying out of my butt into trees, ........ Oh @#$%^ what the
• I swear the deer jumped clear over My Arrow..... See!!!!
• Damd deer was here a minute ago...... Yoohoo..... Mr Hunter.
• Look Up in the Sky its a bird its a plane No Its Super buck Able to leap tall trees in a single bound.
• hmmm I new I should have used the tree stand.
• Wow guys check out the view from up here you can see all the hunters...
• Talk about scaring the bejesus out of somebody
• Hey! Does this tree make my butt look fat?
• OOPS! SORRY, SANTA.
• See the view is better from a tree!
• Where are all the deer those guys told me about?
• What the hell do you mean you're going home now?!
• Now where did those acorns go?
• AND THE DEER JUMPED OVER THE MOON
• Yessir, the water sure goes down fast after a flood here!!!
• Hey!!!! Have you seen my left horn.
• ON THE ROOST
• Is this an Ohio "BUCK" eye tree.
• It was the only way he could meet the local fire fighters.
• ATTN. HUNTERS: Apparently this has become a habit for the deer,so be cautioned, DON'T LOOK UP........BUT IF YOU DO, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!
• Okeedokee! Now where's the antelope!
• Hunters always remove your tree steps after the season goes out.
• Those outlaw spotlighters will never look up here.
• Darn it Prancer I told you to fly higher" said Santa.
• Whoa! You pigeons were right! This IS fun!
• sssshhhh I am huntin people!
• I think I had way to much too drink.
• People have always hid in trees to hunt deer, but now the deer are getting revenge and hunting us!!!
• Hold My Beer and Watch This!... Well that didn’t work out the way I planned!
• I hope this isn't the only way to get famous!
• When I left the camp and said I hope I jump a deer today, who new he could jump that high...
• Tell the hunters lookin for deer droppings to look up, I got droppings for them...

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This buck actually jumped from a cliff and became wedged in the fork of this tree. The buck was sedated and extracted by firefighters. Unfortunately the buck was found dead the following day, apparently from internal injuries.

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